A message from Author/Publisher Cathy Gordon

Interested in Mom Dropped the F-Bomb?

Thank you for your interest in Mom Dropped the F-Bomb.

Whether you run an independent bookstore, children's boutique, gift shop, or specialty retailer, we'd love to work with you. You’re in the right place to check out wholesale purchasing, consignment, pre-ordering, or hosting an author event!

Available throughout Canada and the United States.

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Why This Book Sells

Mom Dropped the F-Bomb is a hilarious picture book written in a style that both children and adults will love! Although inspired by a very relatable parenting moment, there is no profanity anywhere in the book, making it completely safe for children to read together (and laugh together) with their families.

Perfect For:

• Gift shops

• Humour sections

• Mother's Day displays

• Baby shower gifts

• New parent gifts

• Independent bookstores

• Grandparent gifts

• Parenting displays

• Canadian author collections

• Indie author collections

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Book Details

Children's picture book titled "Mom Dropped the F Bomb!" with illustrations of a glass jar, hearts, stars, and a skull on the cover, displayed on a wooden table in a bookstore aisle surrounded by books.

by Cathy Gordon

Illustrations by Jon Kalvin

ISBN 978-1-0677111-0-8

Hardcover, 8.5" x 8.5", 32 pages

CAD $19.99 / USD $15.99

Published by Unfinished Tune Productions, Toronto, Canada

Publication date: October 2026

Children’s Picture Book, ages 3-8

Gift/Humour books, all ages

Mom Dropped the F-Bomb

How Ordering Works

A Simple Ordering Process

Because I work directly with every retailer, I personally review each request before sending paperwork, an invoice or secure payment link. This allows me to recommend the best ordering option for your business, whether that's wholesale purchasing or consignment.

The process is simple:

  1. Complete the Retailer Interest Form.

  2. I'll contact you within two business days.

  3. We'll determine the best ordering option for your store.

  4. I'll send your paperwork and invoice or secure payment link.

  5. Your books will ship as soon as they're available.

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Retailer Benefits

Every retailer receives:

✔ Shelf-ready books

✔ Marketing images

✔ Social media graphics

✔ Printable shelf talkers

✔ Window display graphics

✔ Signed copies upon request

✔ Launch support

✔ Author event opportunities

✔ Canadian author support

Author Visits & Book Signings

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Interested in hosting Cathy?

Author appearances may include:

  • Book signings

  • Story time

  • Mother's Day events

  • Customer appreciation events

  • Holiday shopping events

  • Meet-the-author days

  • Community events

  • Book club appearances

  • Corporate events

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